Anonymous

Sarah, my roommate, brought up the mail today. Taxes have already come, which means mail is finally a little less… plentiful. She only put one piece on the table for me to look over.

I pick it up, flip it to the back. It’s a green, thick envelope addressed to “Larkin Meehan or someone else who’s into shoes”. There’s no return address. It’s completely anonymous. Hmmm, very interesting. Well, I do like shoes. Might as well open it.

I flip back to the front. It’s actually adorable. There’s a curved line across the front that says ‘Omg heyyyy, we miss you!’. I have a couple guesses, and they’re all pretty upscale brands. This envelope has some heft to it.

I pull open the front flap and pull out two different cards. Two! Both are on really beautiful, thick paper.

It is from…

Drumroll please…

DSW.

I am shocked! So surprised! So impressed! Okay, DSW! An absolute classic case of ‘made ya look’! And, honestly, the deal inside is pretty enticing! $25 off when you spend $49 or more!

Well played, DSW, well played. I might be perusing your site tonight.